Come along with me, misery loves company,
You’re welcome at the home of the blues.
Johnny Cash, Home of the Blues
“Cheer up, Dad. Did you know the Chinese use the same word for ‘crisis’ as they do for ‘opportunity’?”“Yes. Crisistunity.”Lisa and Homer, ‘Fear of Flying’, The Simpsons
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Reader, it happened. I submitted my PhD thesis.
Proper words in proper places, make the true definition of a style.
Jonathan Swift, Letter to a Young Clergyman
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation